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How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 03:11

How do I achieve thick, straight, and shiny hair? Right now my hair is very dry, dead, poofy, fine, and a yucky mix between wavy and straight. How do I add volume and make my hair more straight?

OK, 3 things

You. Have. Curly. Hair.

When do you detangle/brush it?

Do British people say 'biscuits' when they mean cookies and 'jelly' when they mean jam, instead of saying the American words for them (cookies, jelly)? If so, why?

Stop brushing your hair dry and treat it the way curly hair needs to be treated, with moisture, cool water, dignity and respect.

It you answered ‘curly’ to question #1

what does your hair look like after you wash it?

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

How do you claim to have ‘poofy’ hair and yet still wish to add volume?

Then, you can go about finding ways to straighten it, otherwise, you'll just hate that too

#3 was really rhetorical. You can't hate what your hair is and simultaneously wish for it to be moreso.

What is a hive of xenomorphs?

If you answered ‘dry’ to question #2 this is why your hair looks the way you describe it.

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